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Editorial, Front Page October 28, 2015

PAID ADVERTISEMENT: Citizens Against Nearly Everything Voter’s’ Guide

[Editor’s Note: Here at the Mercer Island Distorter, we value our journalistic integrity. But not as much as eating, and that requires cold, hard cash. So when a local group of “concerned citizens” hurled a…

Exclusive to the Print Edition October 23, 2015

Mercer Island Reporter Declines to Endorse Candidates; Cites Fear of Losing Both Remaining Subscribers

Source: Mercer Island City Council | Candidate Profiles

Editorial, Front Page October 21, 2015

The Distorter Endorses, 2015

On Mercer Island, we take pride in our shared commitment to the community. The 2015 general election is both high-spirited and historic, with four contested city council races and one contested school board race addressing a…

Exclusive to the Print Edition October 16, 2015

EPA Designates Mercer Island As Superfund Site Due To Massive Campaign Sign Pollution

Front Page, News October 14, 2015

Firefighter Endorsements Explained

We see their signs around the island, but what do they mean? In an exclusive interview with a Distorter reporter, the Mercer Island local of the International Association of Fire Fighters (IAFF) clarified its endorsement…

Exclusive to the Print Edition October 9, 2015

Mercer Island Schools Closed for “Definitely Not Columbus Day” Day

Front Page, News October 7, 2015

Mercer Islanders Rushed To Hospital After Hearing Candidate Support I-90 Tolling

Three Mercer Island residents were rushed to the hospital on Monday night after a city council candidate inadvertently verbalized support for I-90 tolling. During a candidate forum at the Mercer Island Community Center, city council…

Exclusive to the Print Edition September 30, 2015

“No Touch”: Mercer Island School District Bans Copulation During Recess

Overheard at the Roanoke September 23, 2015

“Remember when you could buy a decent house for only a million dollars?”

Front Page, News September 16, 2015

Mercer Island City Council Votes to Raise Minimum Wage to $150 Per Hour

The Mercer Island City Council voted 5-2 this week to raise city’s minimum wage to $150 per hour for all employees and residents of Mercer Island, effective January 1, 2016. “We see how the Seattle…

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