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Advice From Mercer Island Mimsy

Dear Mercer Island Mimsy, I was riding the 550 bus home from Seattle last week and heard two other riders discussing how they drive over here from Bellevue every morning and park their cars at…


Annual MILF Removal Coming To Pioneer Park

With Old Man Winter headed our way, EarthCorps will be conducting its annual MILF removal effort at Pioneer Park this weekend, under the supervision of the Mercer Island Parks & Recreation Department. “The plethora of natural…


Major Comcast Upgrade Coming to Mercer Island

If you’ve seen their trucks around the island lately and wondered what is happening, now we can tell you: Comcast has nearly completed the infrastructure updates necessary to support its upgraded, high-speed network on Mercer Island. The…





Firefighter Endorsements Explained

We see their signs around the island, but what do they mean? In an exclusive interview with a Distorter reporter, the Mercer Island local of the International Association of Fire Fighters (IAFF) clarified its endorsement…