Articles by staph



Publisher’s Note: The Distorter Endorses, 2016

Publisher’s Notes are the personal opinions of The Distorter’s Publisher-in-Chief and do not necessarily represent the official editorial position of The Distorter. To my fellow citizens of Mercer Island: Last year I put The Distorter’s…


Pagliacci Comes To Mercer Island

Our Opera Critic Reviews The Latest Local Production Of A Classic Italian Export By Siegfried Snugbottom As the official opera critic for The Mercer Island Distorter, I was thrilled when I learned that a local…




Mercer Island: Where The Top 1% Meet The Next 2%

City To Consider Subsidized Housing For Doctors, Attorneys The first article in an occasional, future-Pulitzer-Prize-nominated series about income equality on Mercer Island. A plan to provide subsidized housing on Mercer Island for doctors and attorneys is…