Publisher’s Notes are the personal opinions of The Distorter’s Publisher-in-Chief and do not necessarily represent the official editorial position of The Distorter. I’ve recently become aware that people in our country are in the midst…
Mercer Island residents eager to play the breakout hit mobile game Pokémon Go this week were bitterly disappointed to discover that all of the Pokémon appearing on the island had already been acquired by local real…
Mercer Island extreme sports enthusiasts received a crushing blow yesterday when it was revealed that, despite a massive Island-wide effort on Monday, July 4th involving hundreds of participants, no Island residents qualified for the 2016…
In an editorial published last week in the Mercer Island Reporter, entitled Moving Island Dialogue Forward, the Reporter’s new editorial board came out in favor of civil discourse amongst Mercer Islanders. This brave and controversial…
At last week’s opening ceremony for the new Northwood Elementary School, the Mercer Island School Board announced that starting with the 2016-17 school year, all Mercer Island elementary schools will be dedicated exclusively to serving…