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Mercer Island Police were called to City Hall on Monday evening to restore order after a near riot by a large group of tween boys. The boys were expecting to attend the inauguration of NFL…

The Washington State Demographer’s Association announced yesterday that Mercer Island has fallen to fourth place in its 2015 survey of the douchiest cities in the state. “Rising income inequality has contributed to unprecedented levels of…

After an unexpectedly heated discussion during its last meeting of 2015, the Mercer Island City Council voted 6-1 to order a cake honoring the service of outgoing council member Mark Uno. The sole dissenting vote…

The Washington State Department of Transportation announced that I-90 between Bellevue and Seattle will be closed in both directions this weekend “for absolutely no f***ing reason.” Reached for comment, WSDOT spokesperson Christie Christopher confirmed the…

With Old Man Winter headed our way, EarthCorps will be conducting its annual MILF removal effort at Pioneer Park this weekend, under the supervision of the Mercer Island Parks & Recreation Department. “The plethora of natural…