Overheard at the Roanoke
“Owning a Tesla used to be cool. Then the Model 3 came out.”
“I’ve been talking to my Seattle friends about the employee head tax, and one thing is for certain: There are very fine people on both sides.”
“Why would I donate to the Mercer Island Schools Foundation? It goes to help other people’s kids.”
“This place used to be great before Nextdoor users started showing up.”
“I love how the I-90 lanes for Mercer Islanders are marked with giant diamonds.”
“I don’t give to charity. I make the world a better place by driving a Tesla.”
“With all the cycling I’m doing, I can’t gain weight no matter what I eat.”
“I haven’t had any problems finding space at the Park & Ride since my plastic surgeon got me a disabled parking permit.”