Overheard at the Roanoke
“I’m telling you, it never fails. You show up to a blind date in your Tesla, you’re gonna get lucky that night.”
“Don’t you hate it when you have to fly coach?” “Really? You’re still flying commercial?”
“I can’t decide which pair of biking shorts makes me faster.”
“I’m always swamped during the holidays trying to hire decorators to put up my Christmas lights.”
“I can’t believe how entitled kids are today. I had to work my ass off when I inherited the family business.”