Local transportation advocacy group Save Our SOVs is making HOV exemption cards available to Mercer Island commuters. The cards, colloquially known as “Angry Suburbanite Seeking High Occupancy Lane Exemption” cards, are intended for Mercer Island…
Mercer Island’s Town Center was home last weekend to two demonstrations last weekend representing opposite sides of the controversial “Art-Right” movement. On Friday evening, a rally sponsored by a local Art-Right group commandeered the northern…
Facing a backlash from local concerned citizens, the Mercer Island City Council yesterday clarified its recent statements endorsing an inclusive and tolerant community. “Our letter of 5 September, reaffirming our proclamation of last 21 November describing…
Dear Mercer Island Mimsy: Please settle an argument that my neighbor and I are having. She thinks it’s worth hiring a professional artist to decorate our son’s parking spot for the first day of school….
Island residents flocked to local parks Monday morning to experience several minutes of plunging temperatures and near darkness, a meteorological phenomenon so rare that is hasn’t occurred on Mercer Island since March 2017. “It hasn’t…
Mercer Island voters gave an overwhelming victory to “I Don’t Give A Crap” in the 2017 primary race for city council position number six, as officially certified yesterday by the King County Department of Elections….
Islanders are up in arms over a new, statewide iPhone usage tax that takes effect on Sunday, July 23. The $234 tax, which is assessed by law enforcement officials each time an iPhone is used…
Publisher’s Notes are the personal opinions of The Distorter’s Publisher-in-Chief and do not necessarily represent the official editorial position of The Distorter. Dear Mercer Island Neighbors: I understand that your initial reaction to the enactment…
Town Center retailer Island Books is being accused by a Seattle-based online bookseller of employing aggressive and unfair sales practices to maintain its strangehold on the purchasing habits of local readers and gift givers. The…
The Mercer Island School Board announced last week that it has hired a new chief scapegoat. “We know how important it is for Islanders to assign blame to other people when they don’t get their…